…for coffee.
Only kidding, I do these things for you! So you can pay me! So I can buy coffee!
Blogging Services
I know what you’re thinking- you can just do this yourself, right? So, why outsource?
Well, blogging isn’t just chucking some words onto a page, uploading, and hoping for the best.
There are ins and outs to your blog; little details that help you to be seen by Google, talk to your clients in a real and relatable way, and gently sow the seeds about you, your product, or your service.
This is where I come in. I offer a number of blogging packages so you can easily choose whichever suits you.
The Who (no, not the band):
You.
Me.
Henry, my coffee machine.
We talk. We strategise. You chill. I write. Henry keeps me going.
The What:
Blogs that inform and subtly sell in a voice that sounds like you.
The Where:
Your inbox, as you need it.
The How:
- Discovery call! Tell me about your business, your goals, your blog topic ideas (if you have any), and the message you want to convey.
- Choose your package! Remember that the packages are customisable so drop me a line for more information.
- Pay your deposit.
- Sit back and let the magic happen!
The Why:
You know that pretty much every credible business has a blog, but do you know why? This article will tell you exactly why you need a blog.
Website Copy
Ok, close your eyes. Picture yourself walking into a clothing shop.
It’s pretty. The displays are appealing, the mannequins are relateable, the clothes look gorgeous.
But when you look closely, you see that the mannequins are falling apart, the signage is loose and shoddy, and the paint is peeling off the walls.
The clothes are still gorgeous but you’re totally put off by the what you see.
It’s the same with a pretty website with bad copy.
Your website is a reflection of you, and bad copy makes it look like you don’t really care about your business or clients- you just want to shift stock rather than create relationships with the people that keep you in coffee.
I want to renovate your shop. My words will add the sparkle your products deserve to be set against.
They will have your clients drooling over your products, and clamouring to buy.
Tiered pricing available.
Proofreading and Editing
Dude. Nothing- and I mean nothing- irritates me more than spelling and grammar mistakes.
I’m that person that has to be held back from correcting menus.
I’m that person that put in a complaint to management at a bar because their signage said “Que’ here instead of “Queue here” (yes, this happened).
I get that not everyone can see what I see.
And that’s just fine because there are things I can’t do. Like run. Or say no to another coffee, even when I’ve had so many my hands are shaking.
Also, if everyone else could see the errors, I wouldn’t be able to charge for proofreading!
It’s what I do. It’s part of my charm.
“Hold on, Sam”, I hear you say. “What about editing? What’s the difference?”
There is a difference.
With proofreading, I’m checking your spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
With editing, I’m looking at your style, flow, and structure. I’m making sure that your document is cohesive and appealing.
This is charged on a tiered system as well, so drop me a line and let me polish what you’ve written.
